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The Simpsons 381-385 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em This episode premiered on September 24th, 2006. The lead in show was the NFL Post Game Show and it was followed by American Dad. It ran opposite Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, The Amazing Race and Football Night In America. The title of the episode comes from the 1990 album Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em by MC Hammer The couch gag is Ralph runs into the living room where a vending machine is set up, he puts in his change and gets a Homer figure, and bites its head off.  The family heads to the Springfield Mall but it's pretty run down, the L at the end of the name is barley hanging on. Homer buys a set of do it yourself books. Meanwhile someone at school has a peanut allergy so they are banned from school, when Marge checks Bart's lunchbox she finds a peanut butter sandwich, trail mix with peanuts and a copy of Good Grief, More Peanuts by Charles Shultz (a real book btw). Marge gets mad at Homer for not actuall...

 The Simpsons 376-380 Regarding Margie  This episode premiered on May 7th 2006. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by Family Guy. It ran opposite Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Cold Case and The West Wing The title of this episode is based on the 1991 movie Regarding Henry (so is the plot) The chalkboard gag is "I will not leak the plot of the movie"and the couch gag is a repeat of the Transformers. Nelson, Bart and Milhouse are painting street addresses on the curb and changing $5. Ned offers them a $100 if they'll paint his garage however it's not a scam but honest work so they run away. They do Homer's address but he refuses to pay so they leave him one number short, 74, he messes up the rest of the job. Lisa complains. After the Oakland A's drive by he wipes off what he added (see below), the postal delivery woman shows up with a package for 74 Evergreen Terrace, it turns out to be Omaha Steaks so Homer keeps it. Homer and Marge go ...

The Simpsons 371-375 Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife This episode premiered on March 26th 2006. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by The War At Home. It ran opposite Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 60 Minutes and The West Wing.  The title is based on the 1955 TV series This Is Your Life and the plot is based on the British show Wife Swap. The chalkboard gag is "I will not laminate dog doo" and the couch gag is repeat of the kebab roasting.  Marge and Homer are going to Lenny's for a party that he is throwing in honor of his new Plasma HD TV. Homer falls in love with it and takes up residency on Lenny's couch. Marge sends the kids to get Homer but they become fascinated by the TV. Lenny tries to set Homer on fire to get rid of him. Marge enters a contest to try to win a flat screen TV but instead the family wins a tour of Fox Studios in Hollywood. While mocking Dan Castellaneta Homer runs into a statue of Mischa Barton (at the time she was star...

 The Simpsons 366-370 Homer's Paternity Coot This episode premiered on January 8th 2006. The lead in show was a repeat of The Simpsons (Last Of The Red Hat Mamas) and was followed by The War At Home. It ran opposite Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 60 Minutes and The West Wing. The title comes from the legal procedure Paternity Suit.  The chalkboard gag is "I am not smarter than the President" and the couch gag is a photographer comes in and takes the family's photo, we then see a montage of the family over the years, 2006 modern family / 2007 pretty much the same / 2008 just came back from Homer's funeral / 2009 teen Bart and Lisa, Lenny has taken Homer's place / 2010, Carl has taken Marge's place / 2011, Marge is back and Jimbo is now in Homer's place / 2012 Robotic Homer / 2013 Robotic family. (2013 was 11 years ago btw) The Simpsons are watching a commercial with a family crying over their house engulfed in flames, it turns out to be an ad for the S...