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 The Simpsons 116-120 And Maggie Makes Three This episode premiered on January 22nd 1995. The lead in show was Get Smart (1995) and was followed by House of Buggin'. It ran opposite Lois and Clark, Murder, She Wrote and seaQuest DSV.  The title of the show comes from the 1949 movie And Baby Makes Three. The chalkboard gag is "Bagman is not a legitimate career choice" and the couch gag is the James Bond gun barrel view with Homer shooting at the screen complete with the Bond theme. The family is watching tv but Marge insists it's family time. She sets the timer for one hour but nobody has anything to say. When she catches Homer trying to turn the timer forward Lisa suggests that they look through the scrapbook, there are lots of photos of the tv. Lisa asks why there aren't any photos of Maggie so Homer tells a story. They flash back two years to when Homer remembers terrorists taking over the plant but he does a Die Hard and saves the day, however Marge makes him t...

 The Simpsons 111-115 Lisa On Ice This episode premiered on November 13th, 1994. Its lead in program was The X-Files and was followed by a repeat of The Simpsons. It ran opposite Lois and Clark, Murder, She Wrote, and seaQuest DSV. The chalkboard gag is "I will not dissect things unless instructed" and the couch gag is the family bounces off the couch and crashes into the ceiling, with just their feet dangling down.  Channel 6 has the Action News which features multiple explosions in their opening and Kent Brockman excitedly reading stories, even the boring stuff. Bart is excited because the weatherman is calling for a "Killer" snow storm the next day and it means no school, however when Lisa wakes him up by hitting him with a snowball he runs outside to a sunny day. Just as he's called on to give his book report, which he hadn't done, Skinner calls a school assembly to tell the kids he's created the academic alert system. Each student will be given a ca...

  The Simpsons 106-110 Another Simpsons Clip Show This episode premiered on September 25th, 1994. Its lead in show was Fortune Hunter and was followed by a Simpsons repeat. It ran opposite Lois And Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman, Murder, She Wrote and seaQuest DVS The chalkboard gag is "I will not use Abbrev." and the couch gag is a repeat of the Monty Python foot Marge is reading The Bridges Of Madison County (which came out in 1992 and the movie wouldn't come out for another year), she's worried that the romance has gone out of their marriage. The rest of the show is Marge talking about romance with clips from previous shows woven in. Everybody remembers their worst relationships so Homer tells the story of how he and Marge got together.  Self aware joke, Lisa comments that programs take clips from old shows and piece them together and pretend it's a new show, which is what they are doing. She says Ren and Stimpy do it all the time. Marge makes a comment ...

 The Simpsons 101-105 The Boy Who Knew Too Much The title of this episode came from the Hitchcock classic The Man Who Knew Too Much. This episode premiered on May 5th 1994. It ran in its usual time slot and was followed by a Simpsons rerun. It ran opposite Byrds Of Paradise, Christy and Mad About You. The chalkboard gag is "There Are Plenty Of Businesses Like Show Business" and the couch gag is a repeat of the David Letterman set. Bart hates being imprisoned in school on a nice day, as Lisa is trying to explain they aren't actually imprisoned Otto shows up in an actual prison bus, he has a Shining thing going on with the bus and threatens to blow their heads off if they don't sit down. Bart imagines floating down a river with Huck and Lincoln (He misspells the President's name). At school they have new chairs designed to fix kids posture and they are painful, plus the clocks were running fast all year, thanks to Bart, so they have to stay for an extra two hours to...