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 The Simpsons 256-260 Skinner's Sense Of Snow This episode premiered on December 17th 2000. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by Malcolm In The Middle. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (George Of The Jungle), Touched By An Angel and the NBC Sunday Night Movie (The Sound Of Music) The title is based on the 1997 movie Smila's Sense Of Snow. The chalkboard gag is "Science class should not end in tragedy" (kind of dark there) and the couch gag is a football is tossed into the living room, the family, all in uniform, jump on it but Maggie pops out with the ball and spikes it in victory. Homer is watching a sports talk show, they are joking about their wardrobe until the "very Gay" costumer comes out and quits. Marge come in announcing they are going to the circus, The Cirque de Puree. A storm hits and shuts down the show. The next day the blizzard shuts down the town except for Springfield Elementary. None of the teachers show up because ...

 The Simpsons 251-255 Insane Clown Poppy This episode premiered on November 12th, 2000. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by Malcom In The Middle. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (The Miracle Worker, 2000 version), Touched By An Angel and Ed. The title is based on the band Insane Clown Posse The chalkboard gag is "I will not surprise the incontinent" and the couch gag is a Matrix style freeze frame with the family midair as they jump on the couch.  Homer and Bart are packing a watermelon with explosives, Marge tells them to get to their chores. Homer has to get a drawer unstuck so Bart gives him an M-80 and they blast it loose. They then blow up SNL's old doghouse. Lisa has a video jammed in her VCR so Homer tries to blast it out and destroys her room. It turns out to be her birthday so Homer offers to do whatever she wants, they end up going to the book festival. Krusty is doing a book signing and his daughter Sophie shows up. Krusty had a fling...

The Simpsons 246-250 AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG! I did two episodes and was starting on the third when I hit something on my keyboard and erased everything I had typed, EVERYTHING! I have no idea how I did it, but it was all gone. I'm going to have to start over and since I can't remember the details of what happened in the shows I'm going to have to rewatch them. I'm not going to do it tonight because it's 10 PM where I live. So tomorrow I'll start over with Last Tap Dance In Springfield. You never know, I may catch more stuff since I have to do it twice but I hope I can be a little objective. I guess we'll see.  Last Tap Dance In Springfield This episode premiered on May 7th 2000. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and was followed by Malcom In The Middle. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (Geppetto), Touched By An Angel and Dateline NBC.  The title of the episode is based on the 1972 movie Last Tango In Paris. Ewww... The chalkboard gag is "I will not danc...

 The Simpsons 241-245 Missionary: Impossible This episode premiered on February 20th, 2000. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by Malcolm In The Middle. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (Jungle To Jungle), Touched By An Angel and the NBA (Lakers 87 - 76ers 84) The title comes from the classic TV show and movies Mission Impossible The chalkboard gag is "A belch is not an oral report" and the couch gag is the couch is at a subway stop for Evergreen Terrace. The train pulls up and the family gets on.  Homer is watching Do Shut Up on PBS, a show about a soccer hooligan family. The show is interrupted by the pledge drive, Homer gets mad at the delay so he donated $10,000 thinking they couldn't find him, however they have caller ID, aka Instatrace. A van shows up demanding the money, they even take him to the bank. Homer escapes but the PBS crowd chases him. Heruns into the church shouting "Sanctuary", Lovejoy sends Homer to an island in Microa...

 The Simpsons 236-240 Little Big Mom This episode premiered on January 9th, 2000. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by the pilot episode of Malcolm In The Middle. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (George Of The Jungle), Touched By An Angel and Twenty-One (a reboot of the classic game show) The title of the episode is based on the 1970 film Little Big Man The chalkboard gag is "I will not create art from dung" and the couch gag is the family are all test dummies and when they sit on the couch it shoots forward and slams into the TV. Homer's head falls off. While the family is watching the TV Marge sneaks out a box of old stuff to the Goodwill truck. She seals the family in the house but they manage to escape through the dog door. Homer jumps in the truck and retrieve the junk. Marge points out that Homer bought skis after the Winter Olympics but never went skiing once, so they go to Mt. Embolism. Marge doesn't want to ski so she hangs out at th...