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 The Simpson 231-235 E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) This episode premiered on November 7th, 1999. The lead in show was King Of The Hill and it was followed by Futurama. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (Annie 1999), 60 Minutes and Third Watch. The title comes from the song Old McDonald The chalkboard gag is "I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize" and the couch gag is there is a bouncer in front of the couch, the family is waved in except for Homer who is turned away. The Simpsons are at the theater and there is a Saving Private Ryan style Normandy Beach scene, but it turns out to be a commercial for Buzz Cola "Buzz Cola, the taste you'll kill for. Available in ze lobby" Homer says " I have to go to ze lobby" Homer gets the pimple face kid to put butter on his Milk Duds. After the movie Snake pushes his way past Marge and calls her Q-Tip, Homer decides to act like Zorro, grabs the janitor's glove and challenges Snake to a duel with a face slap, Snake runs of...

 The Simpsons 226-230 Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo This episode premiered on May 16th, 1999. The lead in show was The Worlds Funniest! and it was followed by Family Guy. It ran opposite The W.W.O. Disney (Father Of The Bride, the 1991 remake), Touched By An Angel and NBA basketball. The title of the episode comes from the 1944 movie Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo. The chalkboard gag is "I'm so very tired" and the couch gag is a repeat of the shredder.  Lisa finds out that a cyber cafe is opening in Springfield and bugs Homer to go, he's not interested until Bart says there is a video of "monkeys doing it". Lisa complains of course. Bart catfishes Carl before catfishing became an MTV thing. Snake robs the cyber cafe with a floppy disk. Homer tries to rob Ned to pay his bills and he finds out that the Flanders are living thrifty by buying stuff from police auctions and getting internet deals. The Simpsons attend a seminar hosted by Chuck Garabedian on how to get barga...

 The Simpsons 221-225 Simpsons Bible Stories This episode premiered on April 4th 1999. The lead in show was The World's Funniest! and it was followed by Futurama. It ran opposite ABC Big Picture Show (The Little Rascals), Touched By An Angel and NBA Basketball (Houston 84-Seattle 101) The chalkboard gag is "I cannot absolve sins" and the couch gag is the family runs into the living room but the floor is covered with bananas, they all slip but end up falling on the couch.  The Simpsons are at church on Easter but it's extra hot. Homer slips a chocolate rabbit in the collection plate so Lovejoy goes on a long Bible reading. He also shuts off the fans so he can be better heard. To mark the passage of time we see the rabbit melting.  Part 1 Marge dreams that her and Homer are Adam and Eve. Ned is God. Snake shows up as, well, the snake, and tempts them to eat the apple, Adam scarfs it down and then convinces Eve to do the same. Eve gets caught and kicked out, Adam plans t...